notchicken:

THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARLEY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED

(via heavens-finest-weenies)

chloederp:

yeevil:

theeverydaygoth:

My roommate knocked a mason jar over but we didn’t know how to dispose of the glass in our dorm so now it’s sitting on our dresser. I made a museum plaque for it.

V v good art.

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10/10 would nod pretentiously at

In this piece, the artist (anonymous) indicates the frailty of the human race, redeemed only by the ever looming sense of chaos which propels man to amend his wrongdoings.

10/10 would pretentiously stare at through monocle

(via orochitachi)

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

(via punkwiccan)